these zazzle shirts fit them ok
the days to come
my name is loran and i am me and this is my blog and i will blog whatever the hell i like. :) kay? byee <3
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
d-dh:
just look at the awesome moth it turns into
That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares
Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.
I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees
I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.
It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.
fluffy Dorito.
^no shuddup. It’s the lorax!!
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
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CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
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